Monday, March 27th, 2006

Time	Event
3:03a	Joke: How many Crackers can you fit in an SUV? Answer: No one knows, they all seem to be able to afford thier own car. (Comment on this)
3:05a	Did you hear about the white guy who couldn't get a job? No? Me neither. (Comment on this)
3:06a	Joke: What did the Honkee say to the Cracker? Answer. Could have been a lot of things. They know more than 10 words apiece. (Comment on this)
3:08a	Why don't crackers learn to dance? They're too busy running fortune 500 companies. (Comment on this)
3:09a	Why did the Honkee hire a lawyer? Answer: To protect all those expensive things he owns. (Comment on this)
3:14a	What did the Cracker Financial advisor say to the Cracker Investor? Answer: Trust your money with other Crackers! (Comment on this)
3:15a	What did the Cracker find in his pocket? His own money! (Comment on this)
3:16a	Why don't Crackers have Sex Anymore? They're still exhausted from Fucking the Indians? (Comment on this)
3:21a	How many Crackers does it take to build a skyscraper? Just one if he delegates. (Comment on this)
3:24a	What did the Cracker say to the Honkee? You're Hired! (Comment on this)
3:26a	Why do Crackers never get large erections? Because thier brains keep using all the bloodflow. (Comment on this)
3:28a	what happened to the Cracker who got downsized? He had to rely on his second job, portfolio, and savings account till he got back on his feet. (Comment on this)
3:30a	Ever hear about the Cracker who cleaned his own house and did his own yardwork? He must have been in the KKK or something. Everybody else lets Mexicans do it. (Comment on this)
3:33a	Why is it so hard for a Black man to Kick Ass on Wall Street? Everyone else is a Cracker, and Crackers have no Ass! (Comment on this)
3:38a	Why is the President always a Cracker? So people will listen to him. (Comment on this)
3:39a	Why don't Crackers Rape Women? They can afford Hookers. (Comment on this)
3:40a	What do you call the secret monetary alliance that only Crackers know about? Credit. (Comment on this)
3:46a	What do Honkees give each other whenb it's not a Holiday? Jobs. (Comment on this)
3:47a	What is it called when a Crackler is sits practically motionless for 30 minutes? Reading. (Comment on this)
3:49a	What happened to the Cracker that Fucked his life all up? He's doing better now. (Comment on this)

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