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Monday, March 27th, 2006
3:49 am
What happened to the Cracker that Fucked his life all up?
He's doing better now.
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3:47 am
What is it called when a Crackler is sits practically motionless for 30 minutes?
Reading.
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3:46 am
What do Honkees give each other whenb it's not a Holiday?
Jobs.
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3:40 am
What do you call the secret monetary alliance that only Crackers know about?
Credit.
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3:39 am
Why don't Crackers Rape Women?
They can afford Hookers.
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3:38 am
Why is the President always a Cracker?
So people will listen to him.
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3:33 am
Why is it so hard for a Black man to Kick Ass on Wall Street?
Everyone else is a Cracker, and Crackers have no Ass!
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3:30 am
Ever hear about the Cracker who cleaned his own house and did his own yardwork?
He must have been in the KKK or something. Everybody else lets Mexicans do it.
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3:28 am
what happened to the Cracker who got downsized?
He had to rely on his second job, portfolio, and savings account till he got back on his feet.
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3:26 am
Why do Crackers never get large erections?
Because thier brains keep using all the bloodflow.
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3:24 am
What did the Cracker say to the Honkee?
You're Hired!
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3:21 am
How many Crackers does it take to build a skyscraper?
Just one if he delegates.
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3:16 am
Why don't Crackers have Sex Anymore?
They're still exhausted from Fucking the Indians?
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3:15 am
What did the Cracker find in his pocket?
His own money!
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3:14 am
What did the Cracker Financial advisor say to the Cracker Investor?
Answer: Trust your money with other Crackers!
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3:09 am
Why did the Honkee hire a lawyer?
Answer: To protect all those expensive things he owns.
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3:08 am
Why don't crackers learn to dance?
They're too busy running fortune 500 companies.
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3:06 am
Joke: What did the Honkee say to the Cracker?
Answer. Could have been a lot of things. They know more than 10 words apiece.
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3:05 am
Did you hear about the white guy who couldn't get a job?
No? Me neither.
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3:03 am
Joke: How many Crackers can you fit in an SUV?
Answer: No one knows, they all seem to be able to afford thier own car.
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